SPEK2120 on March 17, 2026 6:00 am “Continental breakfast was pretty solid. Room was clean. Hannibal Lecter was staring at me while I banged my wife. 3/5 stars”
Transatlanticaccent on March 17, 2026 6:00 am Actually kinda cool. Is it a movie themed hotel? If not even better. Ha
weisswurstseeadler on March 17, 2026 6:02 am …we were for work in the Miami Trump Hotel (I’d *never* book this). IN EVERY ROOM THERE WAS SOME OLD ASS GOLFER CUCKING YOU WITH A GIANT PORTRAIT LIKE THIS
Combative_Artichoke on March 17, 2026 6:04 am Unless this is one of those quirky hotels, I’d bet money a previous guest put that up to mess with future guests.
goteamnick on March 17, 2026 6:12 am Even if they had never seen the movie, surely they would think this was a bad choice in a hotel room.
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Too bad it wasn’t this one
Hannibal the Cannibal
Hello, Clarice
Room number 13?
Get. Out.
It’s there to ensure the sheets stay clean.
Big Eater is watching you.
“Continental breakfast was pretty solid. Room was clean. Hannibal Lecter was staring at me while I banged my wife. 3/5 stars”
Actually kinda cool. Is it a movie themed hotel? If not even better. Ha
Could be worse, at least it wasn’t Miggs.
…we were for work in the Miami Trump Hotel (I’d *never* book this).
IN EVERY ROOM THERE WAS SOME OLD ASS GOLFER CUCKING YOU WITH A GIANT PORTRAIT LIKE THIS
Unless this is one of those quirky hotels, I’d bet money a previous guest put that up to mess with future guests.
Check for cameras.
*”It rubs the lotion on its skin”*
In the US? Is it on-theme somehow?
Were you having an old friend for dinner?
is it for sale?
Even if they had never seen the movie, surely they would think this was a bad choice in a hotel room.
It is slightly askew, please fix it.
The eyes glow in the dark, don’t they ?
Do not have the breakfast buffet.
🤣 💀
I’d take it down lmaooo
Hello Clarece.
It’s perfect!
Your alarm:
Trump hotel
r/oddlyterrifying